WE'VE BECOME A DATING SITE FOR VALENTINE'S DAY - UPDATED

By SBM Staff

February 13, 2013

We'd like to celebrate the most romantic holiday of the year by trying to introduce some romance to your life. At the least, we’d like to foster some flirting.

We scoured the 5 colleges for eligible singles, and one adventurous couple, and these are the 24 beautiful people we found. 

If you’d like to date or flirt with anyone you see on OKSB, scroll to the bottom of the page and fill out the submission form. 

 USERNAME: HanJoLay

SCHOOL: Mt. Holyoke

LIKES: my family, the movies

DISLIKES: snow, snakes

TURN-ONS: broken body parts, Adidas Sambas

DEALBREAKERS: anyone under 15, short than me (I’m 5’6”)

IF YOU COULD BE ONE SPICE IN THE CABINET, WHICH SPICE WOULD YOU BE?

Salt, because I like to be used on everything.

IN TWO SENTENCES DESCRIBE YOUR IDEAL VALENTINE’S DAY DATE:
I’m a very relaxed person so just a simple night in with ordered in dinner and a romantic movie. Afterwards, I would like to have a lot of great sex.

 

USERNAME: bumpingrindin

SCHOOL: Mt. Holyoke

LIKES: R Kelly & The Strokes

DISLIKES: short & bald

TURN-ONS: corduroys & long hair

DEALBREAKERS: Republican & not funny

IF YOU COULD BE ONE SPICE IN THE CABINET, WHICH SPICE WOULD YOU BE?

$ Saffron $

IN TWO SENTENCES DESCRIBE YOUR IDEAL VALENTINE’S DAY DATE:
Lie in bed all day snuggling, watch Sex and the City and eat chips...

USERNAME: quinn93

SCHOOL: Mt. Holyoke

LIKES: Christopher Walken and cats

DISLIKES: Vineyard Vines and buzzcuts

TURN-ONS: Foreign accents and PATAGONIA

DEALBREAKERS: not funny; not human

IF YOU COULD BE ONE SPICE IN THE CABINET, WHICH SPICE WOULD YOU BE?

Nutmeg. You know why.

IN TWO SENTENCES DESCRIBE YOUR IDEAL VALENTINE’S DAY DATE:
My ideal V-Day date would entail a hike early in the day, followed by watching a comedy movie in bed drinking hot cocoa. But who are we kidding - we’d be gettin’ it on, not watchin’ the flick.

  

USERNAME: Harmalicious

SCHOOL: UMass

LIKES: poetry, action movies

DISLIKES: laziness, bad hygiene

TURN-ONS: full lips, humor

DEALBREAKERS: bad sneakers, pot heads

IF YOU COULD BE ONE SPICE IN THE CABINET, WHICH SPICE WOULD YOU BE?

Rosemary

IN TWO SENTENCES DESCRIBE YOUR IDEAL VALENTINE’S DAY DATE:
There would be no awkward moments. The night will be filled with laughter and sexual vibes.

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USERNAME: Calimari

SCHOOL: Amherst

LIKES: baths and bare feet

DISLIKES: Nicholas Cage and musicals

TURN-ONS: accents and confidence

DEALBREAKERS: weak chins and insincerity

IF YOU COULD BE ONE SPICE IN THE CABINET, WHICH SPICE WOULD YOU BE?

Saffron (wouldn’t mind being rare, expensive, and of religious significance)

IN TWO SENTENCES DESCRIBE YOUR IDEAL VALENTINE’S DAY DATE:

Surprise concert tickets for my favorite band - (but in actuality any sort of genuine and personal gesture is more than enough)

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USERNAME: FatFred

SCHOOL: Amherst

LIKES: Space Jam, Iced Coffee

DISLIKES: Pie; things that are “Tasteful” 

TURN-ONS: Sense of adventure; Confidence 

DEALBREAKERS: Giant hands; Being really quiet 

IF YOU COULD BE ONE SPICE IN THE CABINET, WHICH SPICE WOULD YOU BE?

Cumin 

IN TWO SENTENCES DESCRIBE YOUR IDEAL VALENTINE’S DAY DATE:

We climb to the roof of a building at night and drink malt liquor. We discuss our favorite “bad” movies (Face/Off, 1997) and narrowly avoid police detection as we flee the scene. 

USERNAME: WestcoastBestcoast

SCHOOL: Hampshire

LIKES: Popcorn lovers and nap time enthusiasts 

DISLIKES: Spicy food and NY Giants 

TURN-ONS: Beautiful eyes and strong hands 

DEALBREAKERS: People who don’t like playing with kids and homebodies 

IF YOU COULD BE ONE SPICE IN THE CABINET, WHICH SPICE WOULD YOU BE?

Paprika 

IN TWO SENTENCES DESCRIBE YOUR IDEAL VALENTINE’S DAY DATE:

A nice Valentines day date would be going on a walk and then heading back to a warm place with hot chocolate and good food waiting.

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USERNAME: GUONME

SCHOOL: Hampshire

LIKES: Boyz II Men; Lord Disick

DISLIKES: upstate NYers & Long Islanders; banjos

TURN-ONS: goofy humor; girls in snapbacks

DEALBREAKERS: picky eaters

IF YOU COULD BE ONE SPICE IN THE CABINET, WHICH SPICE WOULD YOU BE?

saffron b/c its posh as fuck

IN TWO SENTENCES DESCRIBE YOUR IDEAL VALENTINE’S DAY DATE:

dinner at restaurant trying new food/wine bar 

USERNAME: oklahomie

SCHOOL: Hampshire

LIKES: manners, plaid/flannel

DISLIKES: nail-biting, picking your nose in public

TURN-ONS: when you whisper T-Swift lyrics in my ear

DEALBREAKERS: sunglasses at night, sunglasses inside, socks & sandals

IF YOU COULD BE ONE SPICE IN THE CABINET, WHICH SPICE WOULD YOU BE?

Cinnamon b/c it’s my fav. Neil Young soung

IN TWO SENTENCES DESCRIBE YOUR IDEAL VALENTINE’S DAY DATE:

Cooking some grub and wine in the tub.

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USERNAME: AZ_man

SCHOOL: Hampshire

LIKES: haircuts, the outdoors

DISLIKES: heavy metal, airplanes

TURN-ONS: enthusiasm, sense of humor

DEALBREAKERS:  immaturity, video games

IF YOU COULD BE ONE SPICE IN THE CABINET, WHICH SPICE WOULD YOU BE?

sage

IN TWO SENTENCES DESCRIBE YOUR IDEAL VALENTINE’S DAY DATE:

picnic/hike

USERNAME: Curly_Shirley

SCHOOL:  Hampshire 

LIKES: Literature; fashion. 

DISLIKES: Smoking; arrogance. 

TURN-ONS: Tattoos; Spanish and Portuguese 

DEALBREAKERS: Kids; no baby momma drama 

IF YOU COULD BE ONE SPICE IN THE CABINET, WHICH SPICE WOULD YOU BE?

Cinnamon...

IN TWO SENTENCES DESCRIBE YOUR IDEAL VALENTINE’S DAY DATE:

Doing anything while drinking red wine. 

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USERNAME: Bey_Bey_All_Day

SCHOOL: Hampshire 

LIKES: A good dance, and lots of coffee

DISLIKES: Ignorance; lack of follow-through 

TURN-ONS: Making me laugh; good eye-contact  

DEALBREAKERS: Not liking some (good) current pop music; not down to listen to me talk reproductive justice 

IF YOU COULD BE ONE SPICE IN THE CABINET, WHICH SPICE WOULD YOU BE?

Cumin 

IN TWO SENTENCES DESCRIBE YOUR IDEAL VALENTINE’S DAY DATE:

On the real, I’ve never been into Valentine’s Day, but in general, an ideal date would be grabbing burgers and then hanging out with my best friends, because if you want to be my lover, you gotta get with my friends

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USERNAME: rapthenightaway21

SCHOOL: Hampshire

LIKES: candle wax massages, hip hop music

DISLIKES: red meat and nightmares

TURN-ONS: good dancers, spanish speakers

DEALBREAKERS: bad dancers, bad diet

IF YOU COULD BE ONE SPICE IN THE CABINET, WHICH SPICE WOULD YOU BE?

cayenne pepper

IN TWO SENTENCES DESCRIBE YOUR IDEAL VALENTINE’S DAY DATE:

Dinner at Japanese restaurant, with good beer and wine, sharing our favorite music artists and spirit animals. Then out dancing to a salsa Hip Hop club with live music.

USERNAME: mama_okra

SCHOOL: Hampshire

LIKES: musicals + squirrels

DISLIKES: centipedes + pate de foie gras

TURN-ONS: John Legend / Duckie from PiP

DEALBREAKERS: if you don’t even know who Ginuwine is.

IF YOU COULD BE ONE SPICE IN THE CABINET, WHICH SPICE WOULD YOU BE?

WINE

IN TWO SENTENCES DESCRIBE YOUR IDEAL VALENTINE’S DAY DATE:

Two people walk into a bar with a giraffe who gets utterly wasted and passes out on the floor. When the two people get up to leave the barkeep says “Oi! You can’t leave that lyin’ there!”, and one of them turns back to barkeep and says, “It’s not a lion, it’s a giraffe.”

USERNAME: Chinchilla 

SCHOOL: Hampshire 

LIKES: Bill Murray; any kind of chip 

DISLIKES: Adam Lambert; small talk 

TURN-ONS: A guy who can take charge; a great smile 

DEALBREAKERS: If you cared more about the game than the half-time show; hair past the shoulders

IF YOU COULD BE ONE SPICE IN THE CABINET, WHICH SPICE WOULD YOU BE?

Posh 

IN TWO SENTENCES DESCRIBE YOUR IDEAL VALENTINE’S DAY DATE:

Private jet to Dubai, sliding down the indoor ski mountain on my butt (hand in hand with you).

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USERNAME: XoBklynBunnyXo

SCHOOL: Hampshire 

LIKES: Breakfast and Imacons

DISLIKES: IPA's and nozzle checks

TURN-ONS: Credit card numbers and beards

DEALBREAKERS: Being obsessed with your dog and excessive hashtagging

IF YOU COULD BE ONE SPICE IN THE CABINET, WHICH SPICE WOULD YOU BE?

Old Spice

IN TWO SENTENCES DESCRIBE YOUR IDEAL VALENTINE’S DAY DATE:

Drinking whiskey and pickle juice while geeked off them bars, in onsies.

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USERNAME: Rock_Solid

SCHOOL: Hampshire

LIKES: rock climbing, frisbee

DISLIKES: veganism, the midwest

TURN-ONS: intelligence, nice smile

DEALBREAKERS: psychopathy, men

IF YOU COULD BE ONE SPICE IN THE CABINET, WHICH SPICE WOULD YOU BE?

turmeric (B/C it's anti-inflammatory)

IN TWO SENTENCES DESCRIBE YOUR IDEAL VALENTINE’S DAY DATE:

Outdoor adventure followed by a nice dinner in a relaxed restaurant. After dinner, beer tasting at a brewery.

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USERNAME: Ruby Duchess

SCHOOL: Hampshire

LIKES: good cooks, confidence

DISLIKES: overstaying your welcome, know it alls

TURN-ONS: well executed flannels, hair I want to run my hands through

DEALBREAKERS: adult diapers, liars

IF YOU COULD BE ONE SPICE IN THE CABINET, WHICH SPICE WOULD YOU BE?

paprika

IN TWO SENTENCES DESCRIBE YOUR IDEAL VALENTINE’S DAY DATE:

Champagne, Strawberries, Blowjobs

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USERNAME: Ancient_astronaut

SCHOOL: Hampshire

LIKES: hockey, bagpipes

DISLIKES: vegetarians, not into aliens.

TURN-ONS: athletic, sweet

DEALBREAKERS: shaved side of head. vegans.

IF YOU COULD BE ONE SPICE IN THE CABINET, WHICH SPICE WOULD YOU BE?

who uses spices?

IN TWO SENTENCES DESCRIBE YOUR IDEAL VALENTINE’S DAY DATE:

Ice Skating on a pond in New England, then a good bowl of clam chowder, topped off with a fire inside and a glass of scotch.

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USERNAME: swatster

SCHOOL: Hampshire

LIKES: beards & beaches

DISLIKES: smokers & spicy food haters

TURN-ONS: chefs & sexy taste in movies

DEALBREAKERS: men who don't wash dishes & lazy fuckers

IF YOU COULD BE ONE SPICE IN THE CABINET, WHICH SPICE WOULD YOU BE?

mustard.

IN TWO SENTENCES DESCRIBE YOUR IDEAL VALENTINE’S DAY DATE:

It's pretty simple. Dinner, cinema, and adventure (outdoor).

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USERNAME: flypapermag

SCHOOL: Hampshire

LIKES: bikes, Tribe Called Quest

DISLIKES: cilantro, passive aggression

TURN-ONS: smarter than me, really funny

DEALBREAKERS: indoor kids, trying to evangalize me

IF YOU COULD BE ONE SPICE IN THE CABINET, WHICH SPICE WOULD YOU BE?

garlic powder

IN TWO SENTENCES DESCRIBE YOUR IDEAL VALENTINE’S DAY DATE:

Watching High Fidelity with Andrew Dimola. Really cool of you, Andrew.

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USERNAME: smithie13

SCHOOL: Smith

LIKES: foreign desserts & bubble tea

DISLIKES: ice cream & clowns

TURN-ONS: tall men & piano players

DEALBREAKERS: bad teeth & whiskey dick

IF YOU COULD BE ONE SPICE IN THE CABINET, WHICH SPICE WOULD YOU BE?

cinnamon

IN TWO SENTENCES DESCRIBE YOUR IDEAL VALENTINE’S DAY DATE:

Wake up with a good morning romp & homemade breakfast. Then a great hike, few episodes of the Twilight Zone, & head out to the bars with all our friends.

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USERNAME: Pussinboots 

SCHOOL: Hampshire

LIKES: facial hair, sass

DISLIKES: premature "I love you's", jam bands

TURN-ONS: fems on bottom, video girl booties

DEALBREAKERS: being mean to your mother, white dreads

IF YOU COULD BE ONE SPICE IN THE CABINET, WHICH SPICE WOULD YOU BE?

black pepper-coarse / pink himalayan sea salt

IN TWO SENTENCES DESCRIBE YOUR IDEAL VALENTINE’S DAY DATE:

Erin evades the holiday by going to vermont / Nick watches rom-coms with his single male friends, smokes weed, cries, and eats a tub of cookie dough. 

 

*NEW PROFILES*

 

USERNAME: freaky_beaver

SCHOOL: Hampshire

LIKES: throwing wine on the ceiling, carlo rossi

DISLIKES: projectile vomit, horny freshmen

TURN-ONS: ass for days, drunken intimacies

DEALBREAKERS: pouring syrup on staircases, cigarettes on the carpet

IF YOU COULD BE ONE SPICE IN THE CABINET, WHICH SPICE WOULD YOU BE?

red pepper flakes

IN TWO SENTENCES DESCRIBE YOUR IDEAL VALENTINE’S DAY DATE:

Doing romantic Sum41 covers in the dakin living room and eating mini cheesecakes.

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USERNAME: gruzzos_gurl

SCHOOL: Hampshire

LIKESFriday Night Lights, Polycarbonate Luggage

DISLIKES: Brian Nolte, cooking

TURN-ONS: strong sense of entrepreneurship, competitively priced luggage

DEALBREAKERS: wrinkled flat packing, doesn't have a tumblr

IF YOU COULD BE ONE SPICE IN THE CABINET, WHICH SPICE WOULD YOU BE?

chicken sausage

IN TWO SENTENCES DESCRIBE YOUR IDEAL VALENTINE’S DAY DATE:

First we'd browse fitspo to find some great (gluten free lol) recipes so you can cook me dinner. Then I take you to meet Gruzzo, Goose, and Nanu and we make love to Tom Petty.

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USERNAME: married_man

SCHOOL: Hampshire

LIKES: punchy kick drums, riding camels

DISLIKES: ignorant opinions, lack of passion

TURN-ONS: loud confrontations, curly hair

DEALBREAKERS: don't lie, be clean in all senses of the word

IF YOU COULD BE ONE SPICE IN THE CABINET, WHICH SPICE WOULD YOU BE?

sea salt

IN TWO SENTENCES DESCRIBE YOUR IDEAL VALENTINE’S DAY DATE:

Actually getting to hang out and drink wine with my valentine, instead of Her going to Yale for a conference...

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USERNAME: MountainMan1

SCHOOL: Hampshire

LIKES: Nick Dekker, Mountains

DISLIKES: Zach Novak, no beard

TURN-ONS: beards, good cooking

DEALBREAKERS: doesn't kiss on first date, not Nick Dekker

IF YOU COULD BE ONE SPICE IN THE CABINET, WHICH SPICE WOULD YOU BE?

pepper to season Nick Dekker's meals

IN TWO SENTENCES DESCRIBE YOUR IDEAL VALENTINE’S DAY DATE:

Romcoms with my boyfriend Nick Dekker

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USERNAME: Yazz

SCHOOL: Hampshire

LIKES: Dance & spontaneous traveling

DISLIKES: small talks and lack of passion

TURN-ONS: World travelers & guitar players

DEALBREAKERS: People who are not honest.

IF YOU COULD BE ONE SPICE IN THE CABINET, WHICH SPICE WOULD YOU BE?

paprika

IN TWO SENTENCES DESCRIBE YOUR IDEAL VALENTINE’S DAY DATE:

MOTI for dinner (ordering NY Chicken & Lamb), MOVIE NIGHT (Cheezy Safe Haven) then Sledding in the Middle of the Night, followed by Salsa dancing

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USERNAME: CambridgeQT

SCHOOL: Hampshire

LIKES: Gluten-Free Chocolate Chip Cookies, Boroughs, and You!

DISLIKES: Pretension, Math, and Snakes

TURN-ONS: A sassy speller with a nose ring and a conscience

DEALBREAKERS: Apathy and Arrogance

IF YOU COULD BE ONE SPICE IN THE CABINET, WHICH SPICE WOULD YOU BE?

Rosemary

IN TWO SENTENCES DESCRIBE YOUR IDEAL VALENTINE’S DAY DATE

Cooking cornmeal pancakes in the morning, laying in bed talkin about globalization, and playing in the snow in the late afternoon.

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USERNAME: fur_and_flesh

SCHOOL: Smith

LIKES: Libraries, sharing

DISLIKES: Exclusivity, inflexible/stubborn spoons

TURN-ONS: Little spoons, crossing the line

DEALBREAKERS: Humor in bed, no cuddling

IF YOU COULD BE ONE SPICE IN THE CABINET, WHICH SPICE WOULD YOU BE?

Allspice

IN TWO SENTENCES DESCRIBE YOUR IDEAL VALENTINE’S DAY DATE:

Woodland adventures and/or 50 toes in the bed. 

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USERNAME: jenny_lovz_men(y)

SCHOOL: Hampshire

LIKES: cuddling and making out, good liquor and good food

DISLIKES: shallow, too privileged

TURN-ONS: getting on my level

DEALBREAKERS: ROCK CLIMBING, bad communication

IF YOU COULD BE ONE SPICE IN THE CABINET, WHICH SPICE WOULD YOU BE?

basil

IN TWO SENTENCES DESCRIBE YOUR IDEAL VALENTINE’S DAY DATE:

recieve a romantic letter and have lots of stellar sex

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USERNAME: crazycatlady2013

SCHOOL: Hampshire

LIKES: Adventures and a home cooked meal.

DISLIKES: Prudes and narks.

TURN-ONS: Can hit a note and dat ass.

DEALBREAKERS: Homebodies and insurance agents.

IF YOU COULD BE ONE SPICE IN THE CABINET, WHICH SPICE WOULD YOU BE?

Five Spice (Girls)

IN TWO SENTENCES DESCRIBE YOUR IDEAL VALENTINE’S DAY DATE:

Being at Highland Avenue's art and music pop-up, drinking spiked jamaica, and flirting with the bartender.

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USERNAME: hayfoxymama

SCHOOL: Hampshire

LIKES: animals, dirty beats

DISLIKES: republicans, the noise of vacuum cleaners

TURN-ONS: good hair, sensitivity

DEALBREAKERS: cigarette smokers, mullets

IF YOU COULD BE ONE SPICE IN THE CABINET, WHICH SPICE WOULD YOU BE?

Baby Spice

IN TWO SENTENCES DESCRIBE YOUR IDEAL VALENTINE’S DAY DATE:

Late night concert and cuddling

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USERNAME: ErinBscarin 

SCHOOL: Hampshire

LIKES: Jersey shore, moshing

DISLIKES: Math, bitchin

TURN-ONS: Cupcakes, face paint 

DEALBREAKERS: Showers, no showers

IF YOU COULD BE ONE SPICE IN THE CABINET, WHICH SPICE WOULD YOU BE?

Jalapeño - cause I'm spicy 

IN TWO SENTENCES DESCRIBE YOUR IDEAL VALENTINE’S DAY DATE:

Lets go to the bridge and share a milkshake! 

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HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!

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